Questions for those with mullets

July 10, 2009

1. How did you decide this was an acceptable hair style past the year of 1991?

2. Have you had it since the 80s and never bothered to get a new style? I would think that even if Michael Bolton got rid of his it’s time for the rest of the world to join in. (Don’t get me wrong I celebrate his entire catalog)

3. Do you cut your hair yourself? Do you just forget the rest of the hair is back there because you can’t see it?

4. Do you or have you ever used a Flowbee? Do you just use small nail scissors? I can’t imagine any licensed hair stylist in the state of anywhere would respect the request of a customer asking for a mullet. Unless of course your some punk kid trying to be ironic..


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